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AWS re:Invent 2025: Where 'Innovation' Means Making Everything You Already Have Slightly More Expensive

AWS re:Invent 2025 delivered exactly what we've come to expect: a dizzying array of new services that promise to revolutionize everything while actually just adding more complexity to your infrastructure. From AI-powered database optimizers that suggest you 'buy more compute' to new chips that someh...

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Samsung vs. Samsung: When Internal RAM Prices Outpace the Market

Samsung vs. Samsung: When Internal RAM Prices Outpace the Market

In a stunning market twist, Samsung's semiconductor division is reportedly charging its own smartphone division more for RAM than external competitors would. This internal pricing conflict reveals how severe the global memory shortage has become, with costs now disrupting even the most integrated supply chains.

MIT's 2026 'Breakthroughs' Are Just Old Problems With New Marketing

MIT's 2026 'Breakthroughs' Are Just Old Problems With New Marketing

Every year, MIT Technology Review publishes their list of breakthrough technologies that will supposedly change everything. Every year, we get excited. And every year, we discover that most of these 'breakthroughs' are either solutions to problems we created or incremental improvements dressed up as revolutions. Let's examine why this annual ritual says more about tech culture than actual progress.

How CES 2026 Proved We've Run Out of Problems to Solve

How CES 2026 Proved We've Run Out of Problems to Solve

CES 2026 delivered exactly what we've come to expect: incremental improvements disguised as revolutions, AI features nobody asked for, and enough RGB lighting to give an entire city epilepsy. From Nvidia's latest 'world-changing' GPU to Razer's emotionally intelligent mouse, the show proved that when you run out of actual problems to solve, you can always invent new ones.

VCs Predict AI Will Finally Work Next Year (For Real This Time)

VCs Predict AI Will Finally Work Next Year (For Real This Time)

The venture capital industry has perfected the art of the annual AI prediction ritual. Like groundhogs seeing their shadow, VCs emerge each December to declare that the coming year will finally see widespread, meaningful AI adoption in the enterprise. The only thing more reliable than the prediction is its subsequent failure to materialize, followed by an identical prediction 12 months later.

Jeff Bezos vs. Reality: Who Actually Needs $5.7 Billion More?

Jeff Bezos vs. Reality: Who Actually Needs $5.7 Billion More?

While you were debating whether to contribute more to your 401(k), the tech elite were busy converting paper wealth into actual wealth. Bezos's perfectly timed $5.7 billion sale coincided with his Venetian wedding, because what's romance without a little strategic liquidity? The rest of the billionaire class followed suit, proving that market timing is easy when you control the markets.

Jeff Bezos Finally Solves The 'Too Much Money' Problem With $5.7 Billion Wedding Gift To Himself

Jeff Bezos Finally Solves The 'Too Much Money' Problem With $5.7 Billion Wedding Gift To Himself

While you were worrying about whether your 401(k) would cover retirement, tech billionaires were busy solving their most pressing problem: having too much money in one place. Jeff Bezos' $5.7 billion stock sale around his wedding proves that timing the market is easy when you basically are the market. The rest of the tech elite joined in, cashing out $16 billion total because apparently, diversification means having money in more than just one yacht.

OpenAI's 'Code Red' Produces Exactly What You'd Expect: A Press Release

OpenAI's 'Code Red' Produces Exactly What You'd Expect: A Press Release

OpenAI's latest maneuver demonstrates the perfect tech industry two-step: declare emergency, announce victory. While workers report saving an hour daily using ChatGPT Enterprise, the company faces real questions about sustainability and competition from Anthropic. The real story isn't the growth numbers—it's the carefully choreographed panic-to-press-release pipeline that's become Silicon Valley's favorite dance.