OpenAI's 'Code Red' Produces Exactly What You'd Expect: A Press Release
OpenAI's latest maneuver demonstrates the perfect tech industry two-step: declare emergency, announce victory. While workers report saving an hour daily using ChatGPT Enterprise, the company faces real questions about sustainability and competition from Anthropic. The real story isn't the growth numbers—it's the carefully choreographed panic-to-press-release pipeline that's become Silicon Valley's favorite dance.