// Emotional Resonance Algorithm - Lovable's core technology
// Detects developer emotional states and provides appropriate responses

class EmotionalResonanceEngine {
    constructor() {
        this.developerMood = 'neutral';
        this.frustrationLevel = 0;
        this.successStreak = 0;
    }

    // Main emotion detection method
    detectEmotion(codeActivity) {
        if (codeActivity.compilationErrors > 3) {
            this.frustrationLevel += 2;
            this.developerMood = 'frustrated';
        } else if (codeActivity.testsFailed) {
            this.frustrationLevel += 1;
            this.developerMood = 'disappointed';
        } else if (codeActivity.compilationSuccess) {
            this.successStreak += 1;
            this.developerMood = 'accomplished';
        }

        return this.triggerIntervention();
    }

    // Mood-based intervention system
    triggerIntervention() {
        if (this.frustrationLevel >= 5) {
            return {
                action: 'mindfulness_break',
                message: 'Take 5 minutes for deep breathing exercises',
                duration: 300000 // 5 minutes in milliseconds
            };
        } else if (this.developerMood === 'accomplished' && this.successStreak >= 3) {
            return {
                action: 'celebration',
                sound: 'celebratory_fanfare.mp3',
                message: 'Great work! Your code is compiling beautifully!'
            };
        } else if (this.developerMood === 'disappointed') {
            return {
                action: 'virtual_hug',
                message: 'It\'s okay! Even the best tests fail sometimes ❤️',
                emoji: '🤗'
            };
        }

        return { action: 'continue_coding' };
    }
}

// Usage example
const vibeCoder = new EmotionalResonanceEngine();
const myCodingSession = {
    compilationErrors: 4,
    testsFailed: true,
    compilationSuccess: false
};

const intervention = vibeCoder.detectEmotion(myCodingSession);
console.log('Lovable suggests:', intervention);

The Feel-Good Code Revolution

According to sources who definitely understand the technology (or at least the vibes), Lovable's platform uses "emotional resonance algorithms" to make coding more "personally fulfilling." The system allegedly detects when developers are feeling frustrated and suggests taking a mindfulness break. When code compiles successfully, it plays celebratory sound effects. One particularly advanced feature sends virtual hugs when tests fail.

Why This Matters (Besides the Obvious Absurdity)

This funding round represents a watershed moment in tech: the complete triumph of vibes over value. For just $330 million, investors get a piece of a company that's essentially a mood ring for your IDE. The previous funding round in July valued Lovable at a mere $2.2 billion—apparently the vibes weren't quite as strong back then.

"We're not just writing code," said CEO Harmony Bliss in a statement that probably made at least three investors cry. "We're creating emotional connections between developers and their work. We believe that when code feels loved, it performs better." No word yet on whether the code also needs regular affirmations and positive reinforcement.

The Business Model: Feelings as a Service

Lovable's revenue model is as innovative as its product: charge enterprise clients $10,000 per developer per month for "emotional optimization services." That's right—companies are paying more for their developers' feelings than most people make in a year. The pitch deck reportedly includes charts showing "vibe metrics" and "emotional ROI" that somehow justify these numbers.

Early adopters include several unicorn startups that have never turned a profit but have excellent office beanbag chairs. One CTO, who asked to remain anonymous because his investors might realize what they're funding, said: "Our developers are 300% more emotionally engaged since implementing Lovable. We're not sure if our software works better, but everyone feels really good about the bugs."

What's Next for the Vibe Economy

With $330 million in fresh funding, Lovable plans to expand into adjacent emotional markets. Rumored products include:

• Database Therapy: Your SQL queries get counseling when they're feeling slow
• API Meditation: REST endpoints learn to breathe through rate limits
• Cloud Mindfulness: AWS instances achieve enlightenment before auto-scaling

The company is also reportedly working on "empathetic DevOps" where servers apologize before going down. Because nothing says "high availability" like a heartfelt "I'm sorry I'm experiencing an outage."